May 2012
12 posts
Great Gatsby drinking game: take a shot every time...
futurebatgirl:
Oh wait, you’ll still be sober
Dear Coquette →
Dear Coquette,
What is the difference between sluts and whores?
Sluts openly enjoy their sexuality. Whores put a price on their integrity.
Please note that a whore is not the same thing as a prostitute. A prostitute can certainly be a whore, but so can a politician or a CEO. Being a whore is not industry-specific.
Also please note that there is nothing inherently wrong with being a slut. The...
“Finally, there can be no doubt that the one characteristic of...”
– Woody Allen, My Philosophy
1 tag
Soliloquy of the Solipsist
I?
I walk alone;
The midnight street
Spins itself from under my feet;
When my eyes shut
These dreaming houses all snuff out;
Through a whim of mine
Over gables the moon's celestial onion
Hangs high.
I
Make houses shrink
And trees diminish
By going far; my look's leash
Dangles the puppet-people
Who, unaware how they dwindle,
Laugh, kiss, get drunk,
Nor guess that if I choose to blink
They...
April 2012
31 posts
Gotye- Somebody I used to know
“Go on, get out! Last words are for fools who haven’t said enough.”
– Last Words of Karl Marx (via brokendate)
“Write what disturbs you, what you fear, what you have not been willing to speak...”
– Natalie Goldberg (via amandaonwriting)
4 tags
I think my melancholic mood and unusual tendency to cry while listening to Dido is directly related to the absence of chocolate in my life right now.
Chocolate and cupcakes.
“Write drunk, edit sober.”
– Ernest Hemingway
1 tag
La vie est si triste, dis-moi que tu m’aimes. Tous les jours sont les mêmes, j’ai besoin de romance.
2 tags
Men's Misconceptions about Women: Food
well, they know that we like food
but they dont know that we dont like eating.
“A man, at least is free; he can explore the whole range of the passions, go...”
– Gustave Flaubert (Madame Bovary)
Today I went to get my hair done and the hairdresser asked me for my number because he wanted to take my picture because I supposedly have a “precious, gringo face”. At first I was flattered, but then I couldn’t help but think “should I be worried? Is he going to try to sell me on the internet?”
I feel like I should approach this delicately.
the elation from getting a new haircut has been completely eclipsed by the sudden urge to poison just about everyone.
a thought on international relationships
men and women already have enough problems trying to understand eachother,
let’s not make a language barrier one of them.
“If you feel like dressing like a girl, there’s nothing wrong with that. I...”
– Zooey Deschanel (On her critics for being too girly)
“Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless...”
March 2012
35 posts
2 tags
Heart Problems and the Socially Awkward
Him: so now I'm on 5243523 different pills but I'll be making a full recovery, it's just missing school that sucks
Her: right, because school is awesome..
Him: it's just being isolated from people that sucks, it's not like I'm longing to do math or something..BUT MATH IS STILL AWESOME...hurr
Her: I would actually make the argument that the not seeing people part is the enjoyable part
because people suck and math is awesome. I mean when was the last time you had an awkward social moment with math?
Him: I got a boner freshman year once, couldn't remember why
and it happened right as my teacher wanted me to go up to the board. I killed it but it could have been catastrophic there.
“You’re going to discover that conversations are best at 4am. The heavier the...”
– Jeff Stuckel (via blua)
